No Limit

No Limit! However badly done, however boring or raunchy a text may be, it finds its place here. Only well done, sophisticated rhymes are strictly not allowed here.

Now, lim it yourself! Or cite some other's work, but don't forget to give the author's name, please.

As a first example, read this one:

An elderly lady from Bibury,
wrote a telegram, saying: Good Bye, Barry!
To her husband she sent
it without a comment.
For she'd met a young stallion in Byberry.