Dear Donald

[Walther]

Hey, hey, Donald


Hey, Donald, hey, that’s piece of cake
Your whole existence is a fake –
You came from Area 51!
I bet: Not long and you’d be gone…

Your hair cut has a silly slope,
Your language always out of scope –
Guys, I believe he must be fake
And nothing but a piece of cake

Quite badly done with lots of cream –
The baking took a lot of steam –
And honey crust so much it sucks!
Beware your teeth: You bite, it plucks!

Hey, Donald, hey, evaporate,
Before it’s over and too late!
The world is great, and yes, you won:
Get back to Area 51!

By gosh, we know, you are the best.
But’s in the country’s interest
That you step down and leave it be:
We’d worship then and lip-lick thee!

This favor, Donald, and the last:
Bam! Off you go, fast track to past:
You vanish into 51 –
How would we party and have fun!

Hey, Donald, hey, that’s piece of cake
Your whole existence is a fake –
You came from Area 51!
I bet: Not long and you’d be gone…