Life's Cruelty

[Nevis]

Zitat von Seeräuber-Jenny

my pockets empty as my belly,
I’m on my way to Dead Man’s Valley.

An empty belly? That's not fine.

Try to fill it up with wine!

For wine

Is divine!


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Nevis from the River Rhine

I prefer the single malt,
I think also Scotch it's called,
from the Highland Whisky trail,
afterwards I creep like a snail.

Cheerio!
Pirate-Jenny

[Nevis]

Though Nevis loves the Scottish lore,
he loves more the Tullamore!

And what he judges right divine,
that is our Baden wine!

Give me a regent any day,
Regent keeps the doc away!

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Vivat crescat floreat vinum badensis!

Doctor Cheng Man Ching's Two Hats Cure

Once the Doctor Cheng Man Ching
said: "Forget just anything
which the western doctors told
how to fight a lousy cold.

Just sit down beside your bed,
on the bed-post place your hat,
drink some Scotch, that’s my advice,
til your hat appears there twice.

In the morn sir, stand assured,
you'll be well and truly cured.
If the cold beats the advice,
just repeat this treatment thrice!"*
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*last verse improved by Sneaky